Mr. Akbaz Update

As Mr. Akbaz (Ak Smith)’s suspension from this site for a Wellness Policy violation enters its 13th day, we here at the site were saddened to learn of the continued downward spiral of the man affectionately known as Mr. Ak. Below is an exerpt from a recent message board posting of his:

I  filled out the questionaire and basically answered the survey wanting to meet a chick that drank alot and didnt want kids or get married, this is what i got back from them oh well.

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4 Responses to Mr. Akbaz Update

  1. Avatar mrakbaz
    mrakbaz says:

    the old dude in the commercial is a liar!

  2. Avatar Pat Piper
    Pat Piper says:

    In Akbaz’s defense (for once), how does this show that he’s failing a so-called wellness policy. I could post that as a joke too. It doesn’t prove anything. Did he type it up in your mom’s basement, Brady, while intoxicated? If this is an attempt at an angle, it’s pretty lame. If it’s real, get off your high horse Brady.

    • Avatar mrakbaz
      mrakbaz says:

      yea its real dude i was just trying to find someone, the commercial said it would be a slam dunk but it wasnt.

  3. Avatar Caster Phoenix
    Caster Phoenix says:

    It’s real to Pat Peeper, dammit!