Here are the top three wrestling news stories as of this very moment…

3. WWE news: According to a kayfabe report from WWE, Kevin “Kayfabe” Nash is out of kayfabe action for about 6 kayfabe weeks due to a kayfabe injury suffered at TLkayfabeC. NewsWire Flash-Commentary: Kayfabe.

2. More WWE news: CM Punk retains the WWE Championship, defeating The Miz and Alberto Del Rio. NewsWire Flash-Commentary: Know what’s even better than watching a PPV? Talking on the phone with Akbaz while he watches a PPV. Everyone should try this at least once.

1. Still more WWE news: Daniel Bryan wins the World Heavyweight Championship at TLC. NewsWire Flash-Commentary: Let the CM Punk comparisons begin…or resume…or begin slowly, stop, and then eventually resume.

By the way, there are some great clips from WWE TLC on the newly compiled Botchamania 198.