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I am so embarrassed to be a female fan; concerning the accidental runs over of AJ by the Big Show. A MULE DEER, nature’s dumbest animal sees a 500 pound smart car, blinded by its headlights; it tries and gets the hell out of the way.  AJ as an in ring competitor you are supposed to have in ring awareness, weather you are a wrestler or valet; your closest exits were under the ring or threw the crowd.  We couldn’t have you lift a chair or set a possible table up for those things weigh more than you.

As for your choice of men, she picked Daniel Bryan??? A man who doesn’t own a television and apparently neither an electric razor; that can’t win against a giant in a fair fit.  Why when faced with the Big Show and Mark Henry, he tucked his beloved belt against his scrawny figure and ran like the yellow belly, chicken he is. AJ why didn’t you chose PWI’s very own Brady Hicks?  Brady can write, he is the Jim Ross of our time announcer, takes great pictures, and run numerous web sites. If ever faced against the Big Show or Mark Henry I am sure that Brady would stay and fight. AJ learn from this, and while at it eat a Big Mac.

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  Over the years Dusty Rhodes has had some problems with Dustin.  Dustin like every unruly teenager went through a “strange” period, dressing up in golden robes, inhaling and exhaling his name, quoting movies and wearing a blonde wig.  However the two got threw this rough patch, now Dusty should be worried with the runt of theRhodesclan, Cody Rhodes.  First there is the “injury” crisis; Cody went from heart throb to a grotesque monster, I wonder when and if Cody was ever in fact pretty, and why would he exposé us to his ugliness, Cody you should be wearing a full coloured mask. Maybe a full covered body suit such as a Crash Test Dummy would wear, for he will need it, in case he ever gets his butt severely whopped by the likes of Mark Henry, the Big Show or Randy Orton. 

            Than there is the Grocery Store fetish, I agree with the brown bags, I need something to puke in while I watch and listen to this brat.  But his bag boys are faster than any retailers store help is, which could be a threat to the retail industry if Cody ever wants to open his own store.  Now Cody is offering receipts to his opponents, and where is young Cody going to print this off from?  That toilet paper wedged in between his two checks, is not a receipt. Dusty I would have a talk with your boy, before he comes off with a return policy, a debit/credit reader, and cash starts flowing out of his ass.

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The power of being COO has really going to Triple H’s head, he is firing Nash, an old and dear friend, and now he has fired the Miz and R-Truth.  Miz and R Truth were an incredible tag team, trying to make a name for themselves; sure at Night of Champions they roughed up a couple of ref’s but really, those ref’s were honoured just to be noticed. Triple H was going to make the Miz and Truth suffer by paying 250 000, where was Truth going to get that kind of money from?  His music; His TNA ROYALITIES, didn’t the pawn shop revoke his banjo from his first departure from the WWE?  Triple H is going to burry the WWE if he keeps the pink slips flowing, and TNA just may find treasure in WWE’s unemployment line.

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Well WWE has awakened to the realization that they can no longer keep Raw away from Smackdown, so they have combined the two making it Super Crap.  WWE has the in ring talent and could find more at the tip of their finger nails; the US alone has wrestlers, wrestling schools and promotions on every corner. But what WWE is lacking is creative people; that can help these wrestlers develop gimmicks to make them interesting to fans. Why is Nunzio or Little Guido a WWE REF? This man still has talent, looks awesome, why isn’t he teamed with Santino Marella to form a new version of the F.B.I? Why is Dustin Runnels in the back, he should have a brief feud with his ugly half brother Cody, giving him a stunning make over. As for the catch lines, they can be compared to that of flat lines on a heart trace monitor. WWE needs to bring Creativity back.

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Should Jack Swagger really go with Vickie Guerrero or should he have stuck with his loveable mascot, the Soaring Eagle.  Vickie was Eddie Guerrero’s wife for many years and who knows she may have influenced Eddie’s career and title victory behind the scenes. Than in 2005 she picked up the Guerrero Legacy and ran with it, debuting and keeping an on air role is very hard to do in the wrestling business.  She became GM of Smackdown managed Edge, another legend in the WWE; and lead him to glory.  However the mascot was better looking than Vickie, he never screamed on the microphone with an annoying catch phrase, sure the guy had cotton for brains, but anyone willing to invest their wisdom in a former cheer leader (Dolph Ziggler) has cotton for brains.

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After years of watching the tag team division become non-existence, I think WWE has finally found the duo that could revive; the tag team division. The team of John Cena and Sheamus, both men are former world champions who are at the end of their ropes. But together this team can be tag team champions until they become old and retire.  These guys could even bring a major sponsor on board, McDonalds. Why with Sheamus looking like Ronald McDonald and Cena wearing that red uniform looks like a short order cook, these two could cash in and cash in big time. Look out Air Boom, for Cena and Sheamus might serve your asses back to you, the question is do you want fires with that ass happy meal?

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WWE has a gold mine right underneath them and don’t even know it, in the WWE announce team.  Jim Ross is the Barbara Walters, upholding journalist integrity until they open their mouths and express themselves. Booker T has been five time world champion, with the cool dreads and the voice of the Wolf man, but really can we recall Sister Act?  Jerry Lawler’s puppy references are as old as Joy Behar.  Michael Cole is the Shepard who tries to pull a Whoopi over our eyes but jealously will get you no where. Finally the glue, the ref, and babysitter, Josh Matthews but like Hasselback does anybody listen?  Ladies of the View, I would be very careful for the voices of WWE will Smack you down with their Raw view.

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Since he was thrown out on his ass by his son in law, Vince McMahon is probably looking for something to do with his spare time, than babysit for his spoiled daughter and super rich son in law.  He could do what every old, misused or no longer needed WWE star has done, join TNA.  TNA is a great company, located in the lovely retirement village ofOrlandoFlorida; Vince would be a shoe in. Why TNA is full of handicap parking for the elderly and I heard that they serve prune juice and easy to chew foods backstage. Vince could reunite with his friends Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff, recount the times that they all left WWE; tried to bury the WWE only to come back crawling on their knees for a job.  Russo could give Vinnie Mac, a cool entrance, a cool gimmick, why Vince could redevelop his old 80’s musical gimmick. Vinnie could also giveDixielots of advice, from running a successful Pay per View, to not letting the nuts run her show. So Vince doesn’t want to commit to a long term contract, I say go ahead, you don’t have to show up half the time, Hogan and Bischoff just call in when they don’t want to show up. Vince TNA has been waiting for you, its your home away from the home.

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I am awfully confused, with the race to get Del Rio and Sin Cara’s debut in the WWE underway; I thought the WWE was taking a real serious look at Mexican Wrestling.  Actually I thought Lucha Libre was on a major come back in both TNA and WWE, like it was in WCW in the early 90’s.  But why did the WWE give Rey Mysterio an hour and a half title reign, before pushing him out of the spotlight?  Why did they let Del Rio who is a tremendous wrestler, win Money in the Bank only to be pushed back to the mid card level? As for Sin Cara, why he is jobbing it on Crapdown against wrestlers who I thought were in TNA?  Summer 2011, maybe remembered not for Punk getting screwed, Cena getting screwed, or Vince, but it might just be the summer that Mexican Wrestling got screwed.

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So the stipulation at Money in the Bank is if Punk wins he keeps the title and Cena is fired because Vince will be embarrassed?  But isn’t embarrassment good for business? Why when WCW did the garbage it boosted ratings for WCW and a lot of fans kept tuning in to both Raw and Nitro to see what the hell is happening?  Why the 90’s ratings war between WCW and WWE heated up the industry, as both companies kept putting more creative talent in there superstars. Why Vince was investing in “high risk” jobbers, but in the end, Austin, Rock and Triple H all came out being legends of the industry? 

            I don’t think Vince is worried about Cena’s wrestling and weather or not he will win, I think Vince is more concerned with another company stepping up?  WWE doesn’t have the people that they did when the war with WCW was on either? Vince is worried that is “idiot” daughter and “doofus” son in law won’t win another ratings war?  What could be another company’s trash could be the downfall of the WWE?