Jerry Lawler should have considered the side effects of mixing JR’S BBQ sauce with his toe jam before giving it to Michael Cole. Why on Memorial Day Michael Cole wanted to see Vickie Guerrero in a bikini. Now I love Vickie but there is no way in hell do I want to see her in a bikini. Does Michael Cole know how skimpy those things have become? Band-aids are big and having a Mother of three, prance around in dental floss bottoms would make the strongest stomach’s want to hurl. Let Vickie stay covered, unless Michael Cole wants to be making an Impact on Spike.
R-Truth is upset because he stopped Rap-Tapping; he lost 99.9% of his fan base when he did. Well I am the one who has become a huge fan of R-T’s since he stopped. Really how many times can you answer “What’s Up” First it was the Sky, but finally I just kept on replying The Truth’s Career. Than he came out with “Got Kronk” which threw Eve Torres into seizures and me into drinking just a little bit more. What the hell is kronk? I remember WCW’s Kronik; kronk- a goose going threw an airplane engine? Kronk in your junk, maybe an illness? To tell you the truth, Truth just ran out of damn entrance themes, maybe John Cena can teach R-Truth how to wrestle, and how to rap.
Having been away for a few weeks and after no one showed any signs they missed me I have returned. Instead of picking on one main subject I thought I would write about several I have thought about recently. (more…)
“Despite never really seeing eye to eye with that fat little midget Brady, I have to give him a nod for allowing me to clear up a few things. I’ve been told that a lot of people are taking pot shots at Jim Ross lately. If @JRsBBQ hadn’t shot from the hip all those years ago, I wouldn’t of had the fire to succeed as much as I did. I wouldn’t of had the strength to sacrifice being with my family, my country, my native tongue to live in Japan for 6 years and learn this craft. I owe Mr. Ross a great gratitude. Not only for setting me on my path to success, but also being there with open arms at the end of my journey and escorting me to the finish line. Many of you may not know this but JR lobbied for my recruitment to WWE. We met at the Cauliflower Alley Club reunion in Las Vegas and I became fast friends with him and his lovely wife. He had heard the noise I was making in the industry and graciously gave me kudos. You never have to worry about where you stand with JR. He’ll give you constructive criticism when you need it and praise when you’ve earned it. He’s no sycophant and that is something to be celebrated. I’m hoping you all send him a thankful salutation, I know I will.”–WWE star Kharma
Join Brady Hicks and DJ this week IN THE ROOM as they talk about a lot of the news items that have been dominating the wrestling headlines (and some that even fell under the radar). Plus, R-Truth’s push, Alex Riley’s sudden boom in popularity, WWE’s need to unify titles, Randy Savage and other Hall of Fame talk, and much, much more. Thanks for the support!
“I’ve never been a man for writing articles or blogs, so bear with me. Brady Hicks asked me if I’d be able to write a few words for his site, and I have to admit I jumped at the opportunity. As an avid reader of the “Apter Mags” back in the day – like Brady – I can remember the excitement of opening the pages and reading what my favorite stars had to say. That was then. Today, people ask me all the time if I’m ever going to come back to wrestling. I’ll be honest when I say I don’t think so. Wrestling has given me so many great things in my life, but I’ve moved on. It’s just great to go out to the conventions and different appearances and getting to meet a lot of the people who helped make my career so incredible and unique! I just wanted to say thank you to all of you. Also, I wanted to say my heart goes out to the family and friends of Randy Savage, one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet in wrestling. I watch WWE TV every week, but a guy like “The Macho Man” is somebody you can’t ever really replace. I will miss you my brother.”–“The Doctor of Style” Slick